Misfit Dope Machine- Primitek - Futures - 5 Fin
Model: Dope Machine
Construction: Primitek
Fin box setup: 5 Fin
Fin box system: Futures
Fin(s) included: No
Unrivaled, unprecedented, and pure fun; the ‘DOPE MACHINE’ is the first of our collaboration series with long-time ‘MAD MINDS’ Advocate George Henderson of ‘A DEAD COFFIN CLUB’.
Fundamentally, it is a combination of a classic high wide point funboard, almost reminiscent of a 70’s single fin spawned with a modern fish or hybrid. The signature diamond tail gives the board a shorter rail line, so the water breaks earlier which creates an early pivot point for a wildly responsive, tighter turning board that also allows for positioning in more critical parts of a wave.
The rail volume is reduced slightly, the rocker is increased and the bottom concave is charged up for damn a lively ride. True to the name, the “DOPE MACHINE” is one TUFF customer. It’s a little-known fact that before the invention of transparent, high-impact polycarbonate, the L.A.P.D. used DOPE MACHINEs as riot shields during the ‘big bruise up of ‘88’.
Primitek by Misfit
Whether you’re a primitivist á la Gauguin or a minimalist like Mies Van der Rohe we know you believe the essence of a thing is its true value and that kitsch accouterment is for the birds. You know that real creative expression happens on the wave and what you need are a great design and purist performance.
Bienvenu à Primitek. By keeping the construction simple we’ve found our boards built in Primatek perform as an extension of surfers’ instincts. Intuitively connecting your imagination and ability in a creative collision of a primal past and an ethereal future, Primitek is the blank slate and firm foundation for you to build your masterpiece.
- HIGH DENSITY EPS CORE // Lively response that distributes vibration equally for predictability
- CLEAR HD-EPOXY RESIN // Epoxy resin system with high thermo-mechanical performances
- 1 X LAYER OF E-GLASS // Strong and resistant to denting
- 1 X LAYER OF BIAX GLASS // Gives multi-direction strength while maintaining a lively feel.
Fins included: None.
Mad Minds
Misfit Shapes represents an authentic response to an era of change, a ‘surf’ stemmed movement that allows art, design, and individuality to co-exist within a realm more commonly dominated by conformity and observation. We are not bound by a single leader or manifesto, but rather a bold commitment to pushing the limits of this well-oiled machinery of surf. The result is a rare collective of mildly deranged but high-powered misfits, potentially dangerous cultural agitators, and just about every other kind of MAD MIND.
A quick note about our photos!
We use a mix of official brand images and real-life shots from our warehouse to help you make an informed decision.
That said, what you see might differ slightly from what you receive — simply because we can't photograph every possible variation.
For example, a photo might show a 6'2 board with Futures fin boxes, while you've selected a 5'10 with FCS II. Don’t worry — you’ll get exactly what you ordered.
Sometimes, small details like the logo, its placement or overall colour tones can vary slightly depending on the production batch, camera, lighting, or even your screen settings.
These are always only minor differences, and in most cases, the photos are spot on - but we totally get that buying online can feel tricky. If you ever want more details, just drop us a message — we're happy to help!
Dimensions | Volume |
5’4 x 20 1/8” x 2 3/8” | 30.1 ltr |
5’6 x 20 3/8” x 2 1/2" | 32.9 ltr |
5’8 x 20 5/8” x 2 5/8” | 35.9 ltr |
5’10 x 20 7/8” x 2 11/16” | 38.5 ltr |
6’0 x 21” x 2 3/4" | 40.6 ltr |